Got this form Paulo Coelho's blog:
Number 7 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 6 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 5 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 4 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks. Number 3 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 2 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 1 In the ’60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
These are interesting takes on life; quite true too. Do you agree? Hmm...Right now, I'm hungry. Hahahaha!